Tuesday, October 16, 2012

"A" is for Afro Circus!

I took the girls into my work with me
the other day.
They came home with some treasures...
Dress up props that my boss was looking to give away.
Julia with her clown wig.
Josie with a green boa.
Maryn with a pirate hat.
 
Julia's wig has sparked a new love for Madagascar 3's song regarding
the polka dotted Afro-circus.
 
Picture source: 
 
Josie is now requesting that I dress Julia up in a zebra costume to wear
with the wig for Halloween.
I think that she wants an excuse to go around singing about the polka dotted afro-circus.
 
The hubs and I can't help but laugh a little bit.
We have one daughter that is currently rockin' a super cute afro.
 
 
We love the fro.
But we think it might be a little much for two very white parents to
dress their beautiful black daughter up in a costume that
will spark others to sing/shout "Afro-circus."
Seems a little much, don't ya think?
 
Ironically, I just realized that Maryn is wearing a zebra print dress while sporting her fro
for preschool picture day!  Weird.
 
Julia can't decide between wanting to be a clown, Dora, Peter Pan, or a princess.
We're gonna let her decide :)


Friday, October 12, 2012

Julia Shares Her Dessert

Take a minute my friends to eavesdrop on my little girls wacky conversation...
 


Julia whispers, "Wanna have my mint?"

Josie smiles and says excitedly, "Mom, Julia is giving me her mint too!"

"Julia, that is nice of you.  Where is it?," I ask.

"In my belly.," Julia answers.

Josie quickly proclaims, "We'll I'm not going to eat it now 'cuz on other end 
it is called POOP!"

Very true my girl.  Very true.
I will never look at an Andes mint the same way again.
 


Oh, and I don't want to forget what Julia just told me that she wants for her birthday.
 
"Um, I want mud, alien poop, and a real dog!"
Well honey, you might be a little disappointed this year.
 
Where does she come up with this stuff?

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

1st Communion Stressors (and a recipe)

At our church, 3rd graders are given their
own Bible and participate in their 1st Communion.
This happens during a simple presentation
after services with all of the children
and their families present.
It is very sweet,
and low stress.
Not really!
It all started days before the event researching
whether the bread
was free of peanut and tree nut ingredients and cross contamination.
Luckily, the gluten free option and the individual cups of juice were safe for him
due to his severe allergy.
Who would have thought that you would need to worry about being allergic to the "Body of Christ?"
The night before Porter's 1st Communion, 7:37pm to be exact, we discover that our
typically very slow growing son has
 OUTGROWN ALL CHURCH WORTHY
SHIRTS, PANTS, AND SHOES!
Seriously.
So I rush off to the stores to buy all of the above before the 9pm closing time.
After purchasing several of each item to ensure that something would fit,
I proceed to Walmart to but the actual food for the family celebration
after church. 
 When I get there, I see this...

So now I feel that I am not only extremely unprepared for tomorrow's 1st communion but also
for the holy holiday of Christmas!
Are you kidding me Walmart?  Christmas is more than 2 months away.
I quickly steer away from any evidence of the holiday season, do my shopping and rush home.
At 10pm, I decide to try to make a new dessert that I had saved on my PINTEREST board.
Check out the version I attempted to follow HERE, but know that I modified it in a few ways...
1. Spray 13x9 pan with cooking oil.
2. Pour in family size brownie mix of your choice (vs. from scratch)
3. Crush up 1 cup of pretzels and sprinkle over the mix before baking.
(If you forget like I did, it still works out after 8-9 minutes of baking when you realize
what you have done wrong.)
4. Bake per box instructions.
5. Melt 1/2 bag of chocolate chips in the microwave and drizzle over the pretzels.

But if your chocolate chips decide to revolt and burn and turn into a large fecal-looking specimen, then...

5. Sprinkle half a bag of chips on top of the warm brownies instead
which looks so yummy.
6. Unwrap 15 caramels and place in a saucepan with 2 Tbsp. of heavy cream and melt.
Stir the whole dang time.

7. Then as if the dessert wasn't rich enough...drizzle the above yummy caramel on top.
8.  Wait at least mouth-watering hour before cutting.
Now back to the stressors...
After cleaning, prepping food, and washing Porter's new clothes we finally made it to bed.
Sunday morning we woke up, prepped the house a little bit, and
got everyone dressed and looking might fine.
We did notice that something was a little off with Porter's hair.

After approximately 427 washings, we could not get all of the red hairspray out of his hair and scalp
from his Reds spirit competition at school (which he won, FYI).
Porter didn't think it was so bad because is was pinkish for Breast Cancer Awareness Month
and a little reddish like the blood of Christ.
After all of that,
we had a wonderful time celebrating as a family with Porter.
He was very proud and even gave me an unsolicited hug in the middle of church!
Look at his cuteness rockin' the lavender shirt and tie.

(Notice Leah and Josie hugging.  It soon got out of hand.  Little twerps!)
He made sure that he drank every last drop after dipping his bread in it not once, but twice!
I am really happy for him and for all of the 3rd graders that participated.
I am thankful to our church for purchasing the Bibles and helping them learn to use them, praying for our kids
and giving a chance to celebrate with them.
I am so thankful to God, for Porter, his awesome future, and for our
ever supportive family.
Stressors...all worth it!


Monday, October 8, 2012

Oreo Moon Pies

The kids were begging for me to make a dessert
but I didn't have much time.
 
I decided to use what I had in the cupboard
and it turned out to be a crowd pleaser...
and
NO it is not from Pinterest, this time.
 
Ingredients included: marshmallow fluff, sprinkles, and Oreos
So SIMPLE!
 
I spread a small amount of fluff on one Oreo
and topped with another.
 
Then rolled each sandwich in sprinkles.

The kids approved!

Note: Try to serve immediately because the fluff started to ooze a bit
making the "Oreo Moon Pie"
look a little sad.
(Or I guess you could use less fluff, but who wants to do that?)
 
Anybody want to suggest some other quick go-to treats?




Friday, October 5, 2012

This Guy is a Reds Fan for Sure

Today there is a contest at Porter's school
to show their Reds spirit.
 
I don't know if you watch baseball,
or if you are a Reds fan but
this guy sure is.
 





 
He came up with his ensemble all by himself.
Baseball pants, helmet, ball cap, 2 jerseys, wrist bands and red hair.
He even took a Reds backpack and an extra jersey for any friend who doesn't have one.
 
He also informed me late last night that it would be so great if he had red hairspray.
Off to Walmart we went.
 
He is a serious fan,
and I also hear there may be a prize involved.
Stay tuned.
 
Are you rooting for the Reds?
Show your pride and come over for some red hairspray!

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Hands and Feet of God

Sunday's sermon concluded a series regarding serving.
It was great.

So yesterday, I was talking to Porter in a rare quiet moment as we waited for his bus.
I asked him if he knew what people mean when they say,
you are the hands and feet of God.

He shrugged,
grinned,
and replied,

"Um, your feet don't smell bad then??"

I am one proud mama ;)
We have a little more chatting to do on this subject, I guess.

P.S. Don't you love how he is rockin' his "I (Heart) Bacon" t-shirt?
 

Monday, October 1, 2012

{Bad Back}pack

I ran over to double check that  Josie's backpack
was ready for school.

I grabbed it and met with quite a bit of resistance.

What the heck?

This is what I found...

I was quite surprised to have little plastic legs and shoes come spilling out as I opened it.

My little hoarder thought she could slide all of this pass me.
No ma'am.

What's inside, you ask?
6 Barbies
1 D.S.
1 Purse
1 Stuffed animal
1 Old cell phone
2 Flip flops
1 Rock with a face on it...
and a partridge in a pear tree.

For crying out loud!
I put it on the scale and it weighed over 6 lbs.
Keep in mind that Josie only weighs around 36 lbs.

That is why we now call it her, {Bad Back}pack.

Have a great Monday everybody.
Can't wait to see what chaos comes our way this week.