Maryn Funny #1
I was being silly and yelled up for one of kids by saying,
"Come here POOKIE!"
Well Maryn thought that was so funny, so she tried it.
"Come here PUKE-Y!"
I grinned and told her it was pookie not pukey.
"Oh ok. Come here POOPIE!"
Maryn Funny #2
Many of you knew that I had
to take Maryn for some
Botox injections her leg and arm
as a part of her therapy to
stretch and strengthen her right side.
Because this is painful, they gave her a little
to relax her, and she chased it with a juice box.
It made her balance off and she was a bit funny I must admit.
After the procedure, I got her calm and she was back to
charming the staff.
I felt so relieved. I told her that we could go home now and
that I needed to carry her
as to protect her from falling over like a 3 year old drunk.
Instead of being thrilled that she got to leave,
she turned into a holy trashing and screaming terror!
She wanted to walk (aka fall on her face) and stay with the recreational therapist.
I scooped her up and tried not to drop her and the 40 pounds of snacks and electronics that I brought to entertain and calm the sweet 3 year old, gone terror, in my arms.
The worst part is that as I carried her out of the office,
through the hospital hallway,
down the elevator,
and finally to the car
people could stare and hear her screaming these great words...
I WANT MORE HAPPY JUICE!!
GIVE ME HAPPY JUICE!!
Great, now I have people thinking my preschooler has a sedative addiction.